Make your profile stand out, make sure it's funny but not overly comedic. But most importantly be yourself.
*life's a journey not a destination
*Life is to short to drink cheap ...
*hey, ya never know?
* Simply complicated
* Looking for that missing part
(you gotta feel for this guy)
* Man Meets Mate, Hell Freezes Over
* I'm a Good Kind of Bad Boy
* Take the risk. I'm guaranteed
* NO married guys please
* Danger, Will Robinson!
* NEED BUTTERFLIES
* good catch seeks fisherman
* HI <WINK>
* worth a try
* clever headline pending
* Would you go down with me? (scuba diver)
* the dog ate my headline
* goodness is only a click away
* Go Big or Go Home
* I Want the Fairytale
* No shirt, no shoes, no problem
* beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way down.
* if you don't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys
* I'm a sheep in wolves clothing.
* I'm fat and ugly, lazy and worthless. Looking for Playboy Bunny with munny and fast car.
* Well, first off, all of you ladies looking for Tall, Muscular, and Handsome, you can stop reading and move on.
* I would give all the money I had to have that special someone
* Honesty is not the best policy - it's the only policy.
* Whoever REALLY met their Soulmate in a laundromat
* Hey whats up i I am 6-3 225 all muscle, 6 pack.
* GAYS OR TRANSEXUALS... DON'T LOOK THIS WAY!!! Now that I've said that, I'm just letting the disfunctional people know where I'm coming from.
* Cute, smart, funny and I'm not a stalker what else do you want? lol.
* Don't fear the wedding pics. I still have the dress but not the man.