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What follows is our advice to the man on a quest for female companionship.

1) Read the Experts

Never discount success. There are now many ebooks promoted on the internet for men telling them how to attract and even seduce women - some are even quite good. We have compiled a list (see below) of the most popular ones. What you may gloss over when you read the sales pitch is that most of these products are 100% guaranteed. That's a one email, no questions asked, 'I'd like a refund please' guarantee. So what the heck, try a few; give their advice a valid attempt and if it doesn't work for you, get your money back and go on to the next.

2) Something to think about -- there's a lot of wisdom in this silly little rhyme and it can be applied to every facet of your life. The message is the basis for every self-help and motivational method you will find.

As you go through life,
The best thing you should know...
Keep your eye on the donut,
And not on the hole.

3) More theories on what women want --

Rent the movie Groundhog Day, which is an older movie with Bill Murray and Andy McDowell. Through a series of trial and error, Bill finally figures out how to capture Andy's heart.

Rent a slew of chick flicks -- when you come to the conclusion that heroes don't have to be 'only in the movies', you've made real progress. You don't have to be a sap to be sensitive.

4) If you really want her, make a fool of yourself for her (with no reservations). This is irresistible to women. A great example is in a teen movie, no less, called 10 Things I Hate About You. Heath Ledger rents the high school band and uses the stadium PA system to serenade Julia Stiles at field hockey practice with 'I Love You Baby'. Women remember dramatic gestures like this forever.

5) On the other hand, don't chase the bid. Make your interest apparent, but don't push. Make yourself interesting enough that she will come to you -- that's where true success lies.

6) Old sales trick -- if you have a piece of inexpensive jewelry, handle it as though it were the Hope Diamond; an exquisite piece of jewelry should be handled casually.

7) A more practical matter -- about sex. You may not want to hear this, but performance does matter. If you're older or just have issues, try an enhancer. Why? Because I guarantee you, no matter what you tell her about getting older and not working as well, yada, yada, yada, she is still going to think that things would be different if she were younger, thinner or prettier. Period.

5) On the other hand, don't chase the bid. Make your interest apparent, but don't push. Make yourself interesting enough that she will come to you -- that's where true success lies.

6) Old sales trick -- if you have a piece of inexpensive jewelry, handle it as though it were the Hope Diamond; an exquisite piece of jewelry should be handled casually.